Posted by: Vanrau -
on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 06:07 AM
Breaking news. We have just found out that Maestro Tan`lor has been slain by an apparent raid of some sort. When we interviewed some of the people at the scene, one guy said "jesus christ I thought we were in plane of hate. Can I get a TL please?". We then talked to a colorful fellow by the name of Drpepperr. When asked if he had any affiliation with the soft drink he said "I lik muh durctur leppr". We asked him to switch over to common tongue but it appears that he was using common.
Cevendust, the apparent raid leader is being held for questioning by the Theatre of Blood police department. In his statement to the media he gave us this, "We were just doing some sight seeing and came across this Maestro guy and greeted him. Lexmark then said wouldn't it be fun if we killed him and took his Last Blood and then he proceeded to tell me that he would love that more than sex. I said, dude he can hear us, shut up! I then told him his girlfriend told me his performance during sex sucks so that's why he raids so much, and that's when Maestro just attacked us out of no where. It was self defense really."
When we questioned Lieutenant Horatio Caine with CSI, he just looked at us sideways and put on his sunglasses and said "So let me ask you a question, You find human body parts in a shark...is that murder?" and then immedately someone off in the crowd screamed YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA. We turned around to see who it was and Caine was gone. Here some of the photos from the crime scene.
Posted by: Vanrau -
on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 - 10:39 PM
We are looking for some people who like playing EQ
If you like playing EQ and want to join a guild with other players who also like playing EQ,
then join us cause we like playing EQ. We are currently recruiting the following classes.
Berzerkers: Open
Wizards: Open
Enchanters: Open
Warriors: Open
Bards:Open
Rogues: Open
Necromancers: Open
Mages:Open
Cleric: Open
Druids:Open
Shamans: Open
Beastlords: Open
If you are interested, stop by our forums and fill out an application HERE!
Posted by: Vanrau -
on Friday, May 30, 2008 - 11:52 PM
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE.
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD CAN'T RESIST MY PLOW
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY KIT
YOU'LL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS...I GUARANTEE IT.
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Errr Sorry about that. The person that wrote this has been sacked. Please read on about our Anguish raids...